Boopsie Givenchy: While At the Gym, DO NOT...

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Written By KERGAN EDWARDS-STOUT
  • Pull out your 12-pack box of Dolly Madison snack cakes, regardless of flavor.
  • Look yourself in the mirror, smile, and give yourself a big thumbs-up.
  • Read a porn magazine while on the StairMaster, especially when wearing Spandex.
  • Admit to liposuction.
  • Bring up the following topics:  lip gloss, Harry Potter, anal beads, or how much you miss Falcon Crest.
  • Suck longingly on your sports bottle.

And, most importantly, never, ever--

  • Wear cheap mascara into the steam room.
KERGAN EDWARDS-STOUT http://kerganedwards-stout.com
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