Boopsie Givenchy's 10 Palpable Proposals for Improving Pride

1 - Free spray tan and chest implants to all coming from outside West Hollywood.2 - Replace the Country Western dance tent with bull-dyke oil wrestling.3 - More frothy fruit drinks, served in coconut and pineapple shells.4 - Replace cheesy stuffed-animal carnival prizes with antiques.5 - Open the dog park to all wearing dog collars.6 - Make those entertaining on stage first AUDITION, so you know that they're actually entertaining.7 - Better flavored condoms.8 - Switch Out Metal Detectors for Bad Drag Detectors.9 - Instead of everyone standing about, clogging the thoroughfare, conduct a massive game of "Red Light, Green Light."And, lastly, three simple words:10 - Liza, Liza, Liza!